carl's last stand
tonight is Carl's last show... we're gonna miss him!
but on with the quotes!
"I'm gonna be in a movie... a bad horror movie... it's going to suck, but it'll be fun!"
-Carl
"how good was your band carl? the roadie got laid more than anyone else!"
-Matt
"WKUF 94.3, Flint's #1 college radio station... actually we're technically Flint's ONLY college radio station..."
-Carl
"Guess its beating off for you tonight..."
-Robb
"...That was happy bastard music..."
-Carl
"I've got another half-naked in a bar story for ya..."
-Booger
"You whack off his tail, and he's gotta walk straight..."
-Booger
"It's spongebob promoting my show!"
-Carl
"I'm quotatious, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
-Carl
"Am I included this time? 'NO'"
-Matt
"Man Carl, you're the first person to ever get canceled off college radio!"
-Robb
"You look like a dinosaur,
'yah, a gay retarded dinosaur'..."
-Kim and Robb
"i may be retarded, but I'm freakin' hilarious"
-Matt
"I don't even want to think about how old i was in 1996..."
-Kim
"He's like a douchebag on ectasy"
-Carl
"I've got rugburn!!"
-Matt
"Matt's like a cross between Gilligan and Meatwad..."
-Robb
Have a great last show!!



1 Comments:
Thanks a lot for everything, Kimmy. 'Tis truly a pleasure to know you.
-Carl
9:16 PM
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