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Random quotes from Carl's radio show "Left of the Dial" on Kettering Radio 94.3 FM

4.08.2005

carl's last stand

tonight is Carl's last show... we're gonna miss him!

but on with the quotes!

"I'm gonna be in a movie... a bad horror movie... it's going to suck, but it'll be fun!"
-Carl

"how good was your band carl? the roadie got laid more than anyone else!"
-Matt

"WKUF 94.3, Flint's #1 college radio station... actually we're technically Flint's ONLY college radio station..."
-Carl

"Guess its beating off for you tonight..."
-Robb

"...That was happy bastard music..."
-Carl

"I've got another half-naked in a bar story for ya..."
-Booger

"You whack off his tail, and he's gotta walk straight..."
-Booger

"It's spongebob promoting my show!"
-Carl

"I'm quotatious, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
-Carl

"Am I included this time? 'NO'"
-Matt

"Man Carl, you're the first person to ever get canceled off college radio!"
-Robb

"You look like a dinosaur,
'yah, a gay retarded dinosaur'..."
-Kim and Robb

"i may be retarded, but I'm freakin' hilarious"
-Matt

"I don't even want to think about how old i was in 1996..."
-Kim

"He's like a douchebag on ectasy"
-Carl

"I've got rugburn!!"
-Matt

"Matt's like a cross between Gilligan and Meatwad..."
-Robb

Carl, good luck with the movie, keep in touch, we’ll miss you!

Have a great last show!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot for everything, Kimmy. 'Tis truly a pleasure to know you.

-Carl

9:16 PM

 

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